When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When
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And if you didn’t crack a smile during one of those then you must be dead inside. Either that or you have a much more sophisticated sense of humour than me, either/or.
Which one was the best Dad joke?
Are you a closet comedian? Share your favourite Dad jokes with us in the comments!
Q: What’s red but smells of blue paint?
A: Red Paint
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Ach”
“Ach who”
“Bless you”
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“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Nobody”
“Nobody who”
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What did the German policeman say to his belly?
You are under a vest.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Say, did you hear about the two peanuts that were walking around downtown?
One of them was a salted.