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Dad Terms & Conditions

No-one ever reads the terms & conditions of anything anymore… And we have no idea what we’re signing up to… Being a dad is no different!!! It’s just like reading Terms & Conditions, you have no idea what you’re signing up to but you still just click “I Agree” …

Until now!!

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42 Comments


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Excellent stuff, very funny and very, very true


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    Fab! Love it! Very funny – and, sorry to say it, also very true!


    • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

      Thank you. I know, only too true!


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    This is funny and entirely true! Just discovered your site – not sure how I didn’t come across it before. I’ve so enjoyed looking around – great to get more of a male perspective which can be a bit rare int he blogging world.


    • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

      Thanks so much! You’re welcome any time! :)


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    When I got to the bit about “giving up the rights to a lie-in, conversations about anything other than babies, sex, and a clean car” I couldn’t see for the tears of laughter. This is genius! Great post. #TwinklyTuesday


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      Ah! Thank you! Pleased it’s providing some good entertainment!


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Hahaha!! Maybe I should create a ‘mummy version’ of this!!!? The ‘refund’ policy made me laugh! :) Thanks so much for linking up with #TwinklyTuesday x

    Caro | http://www.thetwinklediaries.co.uk


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    This is brilliant. I hate to admit that this is so true. I’m ummming & ahhhing about showing this to my other half. He’ll find it so funny & relatable, but then he’ll be onto us mums as well haha. x


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Good grief, I’m glad to say I read through that list and regularly break every T&C. That’s just the type of guy I am!


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    I need to print this up for my husband so he’ll realize that 90% of his spare time being voided was part of what he signed up for! :) This is great!!


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Haha, sounds about right. Congrats on making finalist in the MADs!

    #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Very funny. A bit close to the bone in places! How did ‘Mum’ take it?!
    #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Ha ha ha!! Love it – will pass it on ;)


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Hilarious post :) very accurate I think, although I wouldn’t bother with the decline button as there isn’t really an option to decline. Thank you for hosting #Bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Great Al! Very funny. Will have to get my hubby to sign this. And yes, always keep the receipt! #bigfatlinky xx


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    strong work right there. I’m going to print this out


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Sounds about right! :) It’s a life time agreement! Thanks for hosting #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    haha this is brilliant!! #BigFatLinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Rev T knows what you mean about hanging round playgrounds etc as he was a stay at home dad! Made him so cross!

    Made me snort coffee whilst reading, always the sign of a really funny post! #bigfatlinky


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    Ha love it! Cheeky but funny ;) Guessing Jen didn’t moderate you this time!

    Stevie #bigfatlinky :)


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    How could you?! The terms & conditions are supposed to be very well hidden, in a basement, guarded by a lion – not out in the world for everyone to know what they are agreeing to! #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Hmmm this doesn’t really apply in our house but now I know that these are the rules I will pass them on #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    The refund policy part is my favourite. Such a cheeky thing to read! #BigFatLinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Loved this and so funny…and true! ;-) #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    This is excellent, love the layout and it’s a great read. If I had a significant other I’d definitely share it with him and I bet most, if not all, men will identify with this. #BigFatLinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Very clever post. ‘I see you dressed the children today’ particularly resonates…I’m always baffled by my husband’s choice of clothes for our boy – at 3 months he went through a ‘let’s dress him like the russian mafia phase’. Um, what!!?? #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    brilliant and very clever! #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Hahaha we definitely need a mum version of this!! I laughed at the collecting information that could be used in the future lol Thanks so much for hosting #bigfatlinky


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    Justin Wallace 6th June 2015 Reply

    About halfway through I had to take a break. I couldn’t see any longer because I had tears of laughter blocking my vision. You put a lot of work into that agreement, and it is equal parts scarily accurate and wonderfully funny. Well played good sir, well played.


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Ohh come on! Us Mums aren’t that strict…are we? I read this and laughed, and then went, shit….it’s all true. Great post :) #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    This made me laugh! Lots to relate to there!


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Ha. That’s pretty funny. I of course try to fight against these T&C on a daily basis with varying degrees of success. Good stuff!


    • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

      Any success is pretty good going mate!


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Haha, I should have got my other half to sign up to these! Great idea. :o) #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    haha brilliant! so funny and so true. I especially love the email address at the end ;-) #bigfatlinky


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    This is brilliant, I particularly like the complaints email lol. I have to say this is the first time I’ve ever read the T&Cs of anything lol. Thanks for hosting #bigfatlinky
    Debbie
    http://www.myrandommusings.blogspot.com


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    Lmao!

    Cutting through the legal mumbo jumbo,

    “Your screwed! Have a nice day”


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    i love this ! so true! Genuinely think this should be made a legal requirement !! lol ! :)


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    That is funny stuff right there. Great idea for a post! Thanks for hosting :)


  • Notice: Undefined offset: 100 in /var/sites/t/thedadsnet.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/dadsnet/functions.php on line 202

    I can so resonate with this… no wonder my wife and kids call me “money bags!”

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