No-one ever reads the terms & conditions of anything anymore… And we have no idea what we’re signing up to… Being a dad is no different!!! It’s just like reading Terms & Conditions, you have no idea what you’re signing up to but you still just click “I Agree” …
Until now!!
Introducing the Dad Terms & Conditions
Excellent stuff, very funny and very, very true
Cheers buddy! :)
Fab! Love it! Very funny – and, sorry to say it, also very true!
Thank you. I know, only too true!
This is funny and entirely true! Just discovered your site – not sure how I didn’t come across it before. I’ve so enjoyed looking around – great to get more of a male perspective which can be a bit rare int he blogging world.
Thanks so much! You’re welcome any time! :)
When I got to the bit about “giving up the rights to a lie-in, conversations about anything other than babies, sex, and a clean car” I couldn’t see for the tears of laughter. This is genius! Great post. #TwinklyTuesday
Ah! Thank you! Pleased it’s providing some good entertainment!
Hahaha!! Maybe I should create a ‘mummy version’ of this!!!? The ‘refund’ policy made me laugh! :) Thanks so much for linking up with #TwinklyTuesday x
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This is brilliant. I hate to admit that this is so true. I’m ummming & ahhhing about showing this to my other half. He’ll find it so funny & relatable, but then he’ll be onto us mums as well haha. x
Good grief, I’m glad to say I read through that list and regularly break every T&C. That’s just the type of guy I am!
I need to print this up for my husband so he’ll realize that 90% of his spare time being voided was part of what he signed up for! :) This is great!!
Haha, sounds about right. Congrats on making finalist in the MADs!
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Very funny. A bit close to the bone in places! How did ‘Mum’ take it?!
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Ha ha ha!! Love it – will pass it on ;)
Hilarious post :) very accurate I think, although I wouldn’t bother with the decline button as there isn’t really an option to decline. Thank you for hosting #Bigfatlinky
Great Al! Very funny. Will have to get my hubby to sign this. And yes, always keep the receipt! #bigfatlinky xx
strong work right there. I’m going to print this out
Sounds about right! :) It’s a life time agreement! Thanks for hosting #bigfatlinky
haha this is brilliant!! #BigFatLinky
Rev T knows what you mean about hanging round playgrounds etc as he was a stay at home dad! Made him so cross!
Made me snort coffee whilst reading, always the sign of a really funny post! #bigfatlinky
Ha love it! Cheeky but funny ;) Guessing Jen didn’t moderate you this time!
Stevie #bigfatlinky :)
How could you?! The terms & conditions are supposed to be very well hidden, in a basement, guarded by a lion – not out in the world for everyone to know what they are agreeing to! #bigfatlinky
Hmmm this doesn’t really apply in our house but now I know that these are the rules I will pass them on #bigfatlinky
The refund policy part is my favourite. Such a cheeky thing to read! #BigFatLinky
Loved this and so funny…and true! ;-) #bigfatlinky
This is excellent, love the layout and it’s a great read. If I had a significant other I’d definitely share it with him and I bet most, if not all, men will identify with this. #BigFatLinky
Very clever post. ‘I see you dressed the children today’ particularly resonates…I’m always baffled by my husband’s choice of clothes for our boy – at 3 months he went through a ‘let’s dress him like the russian mafia phase’. Um, what!!?? #bigfatlinky
brilliant and very clever! #bigfatlinky
Hahaha we definitely need a mum version of this!! I laughed at the collecting information that could be used in the future lol Thanks so much for hosting #bigfatlinky
About halfway through I had to take a break. I couldn’t see any longer because I had tears of laughter blocking my vision. You put a lot of work into that agreement, and it is equal parts scarily accurate and wonderfully funny. Well played good sir, well played.
Ohh come on! Us Mums aren’t that strict…are we? I read this and laughed, and then went, shit….it’s all true. Great post :) #bigfatlinky
This made me laugh! Lots to relate to there!
Ha. That’s pretty funny. I of course try to fight against these T&C on a daily basis with varying degrees of success. Good stuff!
Any success is pretty good going mate!
Haha, I should have got my other half to sign up to these! Great idea. :o) #bigfatlinky
haha brilliant! so funny and so true. I especially love the email address at the end ;-) #bigfatlinky
This is brilliant, I particularly like the complaints email lol. I have to say this is the first time I’ve ever read the T&Cs of anything lol. Thanks for hosting #bigfatlinky
Debbie
http://www.myrandommusings.blogspot.com
Lmao!
Cutting through the legal mumbo jumbo,
“Your screwed! Have a nice day”
i love this ! so true! Genuinely think this should be made a legal requirement !! lol ! :)
That is funny stuff right there. Great idea for a post! Thanks for hosting :)
I can so resonate with this… no wonder my wife and kids call me “money bags!”