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Dad Terms & Conditions

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By Al Ferguson

Al Ferguson is the CEO and founder of The Dadsnet.

Published on 31/05/2015

No-one ever reads the terms & conditions of anything anymore… And we have no idea what we’re signing up to… Being a dad is no different!!! It’s just like reading Terms & Conditions, you have no idea what you’re signing up to but you still just click “I Agree” …

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42 Comments

  1. Nomita | Ebabee

    This is funny and entirely true! Just discovered your site – not sure how I didn’t come across it before. I’ve so enjoyed looking around – great to get more of a male perspective which can be a bit rare int he blogging world.

  2. Harry's Honest Mummy

    When I got to the bit about “giving up the rights to a lie-in, conversations about anything other than babies, sex, and a clean car” I couldn’t see for the tears of laughter. This is genius! Great post. #TwinklyTuesday

  3. Chlo

    This is brilliant. I hate to admit that this is so true. I’m ummming & ahhhing about showing this to my other half. He’ll find it so funny & relatable, but then he’ll be onto us mums as well haha. x

  4. John Adams

    Good grief, I’m glad to say I read through that list and regularly break every T&C. That’s just the type of guy I am!

  5. Claire - Unfiltered Mama

    I need to print this up for my husband so he’ll realize that 90% of his spare time being voided was part of what he signed up for! :) This is great!!

  6. Lianne @ one of each kind

    Hilarious post :) very accurate I think, although I wouldn’t bother with the decline button as there isn’t really an option to decline. Thank you for hosting #Bigfatlinky

  7. Mrs Tubbs

    Rev T knows what you mean about hanging round playgrounds etc as he was a stay at home dad! Made him so cross!

    Made me snort coffee whilst reading, always the sign of a really funny post! #bigfatlinky

  8. A Cornish Mum

    Ha love it! Cheeky but funny ;) Guessing Jen didn’t moderate you this time!

    Stevie #bigfatlinky :)

  9. Silly Mummy

    How could you?! The terms & conditions are supposed to be very well hidden, in a basement, guarded by a lion – not out in the world for everyone to know what they are agreeing to! #bigfatlinky

  10. Mummy Fever

    Hmmm this doesn’t really apply in our house but now I know that these are the rules I will pass them on #bigfatlinky

  11. Nicola B

    This is excellent, love the layout and it’s a great read. If I had a significant other I’d definitely share it with him and I bet most, if not all, men will identify with this. #BigFatLinky

  12. Lucy at Occupation:(m)other

    Very clever post. ‘I see you dressed the children today’ particularly resonates…I’m always baffled by my husband’s choice of clothes for our boy – at 3 months he went through a ‘let’s dress him like the russian mafia phase’. Um, what!!?? #bigfatlinky

  13. Becky, Cuddle Fairy

    Hahaha we definitely need a mum version of this!! I laughed at the collecting information that could be used in the future lol Thanks so much for hosting #bigfatlinky

  14. Justin Wallace

    About halfway through I had to take a break. I couldn’t see any longer because I had tears of laughter blocking my vision. You put a lot of work into that agreement, and it is equal parts scarily accurate and wonderfully funny. Well played good sir, well played.

  15. Kelly

    Ohh come on! Us Mums aren’t that strict…are we? I read this and laughed, and then went, shit….it’s all true. Great post :) #bigfatlinky

  16. Mike Smith | Sunshine Dad

    Ha. That’s pretty funny. I of course try to fight against these T&C on a daily basis with varying degrees of success. Good stuff!

  17. Kelly Edwards

    Haha, I should have got my other half to sign up to these! Great idea. :o) #bigfatlinky

  18. Natasha

    haha brilliant! so funny and so true. I especially love the email address at the end ;-) #bigfatlinky

  19. Anna busby

    i love this ! so true! Genuinely think this should be made a legal requirement !! lol ! :)

  20. asif

    I can so resonate with this… no wonder my wife and kids call me “money bags!”

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