This is a joke post surely?
My wife went through a 72 hour labour ending in an emergency C section for our first and we spent 9 hours waiting for a C section for our second.
At no point in that 81 hours did I want someone to make me a cup of tea.
Should have packed snacks and drinks in your hospital bag, could have used the time sat to walk down the corridor and found the cafe/vending machine, could have used the tongue in your head.
You are as involved in the birth of your child as you want to be.
Give your head a wobble.