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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun guy!Why did the fungi leave the party?
Because there wasn’t much room!I’m fairly certain it’s from the Ha Ha Bonk book, a true classic.
Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Thunder cracks and lightning begin…Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, “look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in your own bed.” Baby balloon protests, “I like sleeping with you and mummy.” “No you are not sleeping with us and thats final.”
“Ok” says baby balloon sadly and returns to his bed.Two in the morning baby ballon wakes up and dicides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummys knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can’t get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said “son, I am really disapointed with you, I said you can’t sleep with us… you’ve let me down, you’ve let your mummy down, and you’ve let yourself down too”
Stephen, my most successful and dare I say it, favourite, racing snail has not been performing to the best of his ability recently. I spent weeks researching diet plans, training regimes and performance reviews. I decided after all this to remove his shell, I really thought it would speed him up. In reality, it’s just made him even more Sluggish.
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