It’s a trap.

Lose lose.

There is no right answer.

Run, hide and don’t look back.

This really is one of the greatest dangers of having a partner and whilst it still happens pre-children, it gets so much worse once they’ve popped out a baby or 2. Understandably, of course.

None the less, us dads need all the help we can get when this grenade is thrown at us, so here you go:

Genius answers to when Mum asks, “Do I look fat in this?”

“Compared to whom?”