Inject a dose of laughter into your kiddo’s day with these amusing knock-knock jokes. Not only will these jokes spread giggles, but they’ll also help foster your child’s language skills and creativity. So, get ready to knock on the door of hilarity with these playful puns.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don’t work, that’s why I knocked!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me home will you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Pease who?
Peas to meet you

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before you come out is a good idea.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I’ve seen you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can’t find my keys!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese who?
Geese what I got in the mail today?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there’s no use in telling any more.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it’s so cold out here I can hardly talk!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two 4s.
Two 4s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
I Saturn my phone or I would’ve called first!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.

These light-hearted knock-knock jokes are a fantastic way to brighten up your child’s day and encourage a love for playful language. Share them with your little one and let the laughter roll!