I’m a man. I like football. I like wrestling. I’ve recently discovered that I like pro bull riders on extreme sports channel. I like mountains and climbing. I like running. Yesterday I played football in the rain, wind and cold. I like getting muddy. I like a challenge. I like cars. I like bikes. I like fixing things. I quite like organising my shed. I really like beer. I like burping and I really like scratching. I fart a lot. I love action films. I like driving. I like being strong. I like not crying. I like thinking I’m in charge. I like motor sports. I like American football. I like watching documentaries about manly things on the discovery channel and I really like, above all these things, pretending that I don’t need emotions.
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