“Based on my child’s recent behaviour, I am 100% certain that I’m not going to survive…”

It’s half term holiday time and the kids have the whole week off school. A time of bonding and flat-out fun, right?

Wrong. Parents are taking hits in the trenches and turning to Twitter for help.

Some kids have been up since the crack of dawn, others are wishing for a sweet escape, and then there are those who just don’t think they’re going to make it.
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We’re all in this together – you’ve got this, guys.

Half-term… ?? #halfterm pic.twitter.com/drPByfX8EP

— Don'tBuyHerFlowers (@DBHFgifts) February 19, 2019

Eurgh, my kids woke me up at 07:30 because… 'Monty has his foot stuck in the cot! Muuuuuummy!'#mumlife #halfterm pic.twitter.com/Ru9w3QKEtp

— Foxy Fran (@frags_jones) February 18, 2019

https://twitter.com/catskidschaos/status/1097477195809939457

Dad let’s play hide and seek

Ok chick you go and hide

Little voice: dad do you know where I am?

…haven’t got a clue little chicken#HalfTerm pic.twitter.com/pt6EzHUVFE

— Shop Steward (@UpTheWorkers) February 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/dexychik/status/1097292086942916608

Drinking coffee in bed (hello half term ?) and I can hear my son barking downstairs. No, I’m not one of those people who refer to their pets as their children. My actual child is barking. ??‍♀️

— Bristol Teacher (@bristol_teacher) February 18, 2019

Tv’s on, children lolling around, toys all over the place…..

You’ll find me in the kitchen avoiding the mess.

Ps…. could it be time for a nice strong cup of something? ?#halftermholidays #parenting pic.twitter.com/Y5JaJCr43c

— Kerry O’Brien Henley-on-Thames (@kerryobrien_) February 19, 2019

Does anyone else's child ALWAYS ask to eat? R has been home for 2 days now, and i swear the only words that come out of her mouth are 'I'm Hungry' #HalfTermHolidays

— Becca ? (@mygirlsandmexo_) February 19, 2019

Day one of #HalfTermHolidays… pic.twitter.com/7dX2cNgoBO

— FOX (@FOXtvUK) May 29, 2018

Waaaaaah, the kids have found me!#halfterm pic.twitter.com/wqDqLS8ovF

— Foxy Fran (@frags_jones) February 19, 2019

So Rufus didn't get the memo about the lie in! #halftermfun pic.twitter.com/p7sJQyhlak

— EJ Curthoys (@ejcurthoys) February 16, 2019

Expectation vs reality @McDonaldsUK the advert with the Dad and Daughter all peacefully having their meal. I’m here at a McDonald’s and it’s like Hell has opened and everyone is running around in a sheer panic. Oh and the milkshake machine isn’t working #halftermfun

— Daddy Keeping it Together (@DaddyTogether) February 19, 2019