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“I’m a prisoner to my nipple obsessed daughter”

“I’m a prisoner to my nipple obsessed daughter”

I’m sitting at home watching Tunisia play Qatar at handball while our newborn baby screams in my ear. I’m wondering if this is what heaven is like. There’s been a lot of obscure Olympic sport watched to the soundtrack of horribly shrill baby shrieking over the last...