by Al Ferguson | Jun 30, 2014 | Uncategorised
Am I breast or bum kind of man? Well, fortunately for me I have the best of both worlds with my stunningly gorgeous wife. A better looking arse than J-Lo and an incredible rack. (Especially since being pregnant! Woohoo! Honk!) Oh, hang on, sorry! Got confused... 
by Al Ferguson | Jun 16, 2014 | Expecting
Session 3 The 2nd phase of labour is often the most feared and for good reason. The thought of passing a football through the vagina must be horrifying. I heard somewhere that it’s equivalent to a golf ball travelling down a man’s urethra! And of course... 
by Al Ferguson | Jun 6, 2014 | Uncategorised
Being late: the only thing the wife hates more than speaking in front of a group of adults. Yet, this week we were late going our 2nd NCT session. There I was, ready on the doorstep with the door open as she was frantically waddling (the baby was pressing on her... 
by Al Ferguson | May 28, 2014 | Uncategorised
Last night saw the wife and I don the glad rags (ish) and head over to a local hotel for our first NCT anti natal class. We arrived and asked who our course leader was as there were 3 groups running at the same time. Apparently this is a very fashionable time to have...