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NCT : Session 6 – Breast Feeding

NCT : Session 6 – Breast Feeding

Am I breast or bum kind of man? Well, fortunately for me I have the best of both worlds with my stunningly gorgeous wife. A better looking arse than J-Lo and an incredible rack. (Especially since being pregnant! Woohoo! Honk!) Oh, hang on, sorry! Got confused...
NCT : Session 5

NCT : Session 5

Remarkably, we were on time this week which was a first and also meant that I could make myself a mug of green tea. That’s right, green tea. Not builders tea…green. That’s what I’m paying for. The session started with a nice ice breaker,...
NCT : Session 3 & 4

NCT : Session 3 & 4

  Session 3 The 2nd phase of labour is often the most feared and for good reason. The thought of passing a football through the vagina must be horrifying. I heard somewhere that it’s equivalent to a golf ball travelling down a man’s urethra! And of course...
NCT : Session 2

NCT : Session 2

Being late: the only thing the wife hates more than speaking in front of a group of adults. Yet, this week we were late going our 2nd NCT session. There I was, ready on the doorstep with the door open as she was frantically waddling (the baby was pressing on her...
NCT Antenatal Classes Review : Session 1

NCT Antenatal Classes Review : Session 1

Last night saw the wife and I don the glad rags (ish) and head over to a local hotel for our first NCT anti natal class. We arrived and asked who our course leader was as there were 3 groups running at the same time. Apparently this is a very fashionable time to have...